One Beer Asshole

Fuck! He's been here 10 minutes and already Jason's tried to hit on my girlfriend, punch me in the mouth, and screw my dog in the bathroom. What a one beer asshole!
by fred ledge September 11, 2011
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Beer Pants

The act of pouring a beer down one's pants and underpants, usually done when the pourer is too intoxicated to feel the temperature of the beer.
James did a beer pants at Luca's house the other night.
by martdevitto January 24, 2024
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Beer

Men and Whores drink this..... Dikes included
Look at megan o drinking that beer
by kryshatesbrenden October 26, 2009
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Beer coaster maths

It is associated with basic/rough figures traditionally done on the back of a beer coaster at a pub while drinking.

An example might be mates working out the cost of a fishing trip, so "Fuel will be about $100, bait about $50, accom about $200 and good about $200". So rough/approximate figures.
According to my beer coaster maths, it would be about $500. But if you want a more accurate number I'd obviously have to look it up, speak to the suppliers etc.
by Damian W November 17, 2016
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Poolard beer

A polar bear type person who is an overweight alcoholic. Typically a lazy, yet cool to hangout with.
My buddy Josh is such a poolard beer
by Jake larda September 13, 2021
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Bag a beer

Pour a beer into a plastic sandwich bag, seal it, and then bite off the corner and suck down the beer. Similar to a beer bong, but out of a plastic bag.
Hey do you want to bag a beer later?
by Beefboyz April 29, 2024
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Beer

The creator of and solution to all of life's problems - 1997 Homer Simpson
Beer is the creator of and solution to all of life's problems
by Scoliosis_Kid August 9, 2019
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