Tom jolley

A fat prick who eats a box of krave every day and can't run 10 yards without being out of breath.
He climbs half way up scaffolding and pisses himself when he is shit scared.
How ever he could kick the shit out of anyone and loves to bear hug people.
He also looks like Chet out of the belko experiment.

That Tom jolley cunt
Tom jolley meaning fat

by Thomas jolley February 17, 2020

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Kitty Tom

the fattest feline in the known world, comparable in weight to approximately 4.6 tyranitars and often creates craters when it has enough energy to actually get off its fat ass and move around.

WARNING: this monstrosity has the ability to swallow baby elephants whole, do not, under any circumstances, feed or go near this thing, chances are it will sit on you and crust you.

Guy #1: what is the one thing you hate most in the world?

Every person on planet earth: KITTY TOM!!!!

by matthsc May 14, 2011

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tom strok

HE is a dank savage who is M.L.G af and you can't even get on his level m8

tom strok is a human

by M8 im dank April 7, 2017

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Schlong tom bomb

For a male to whip out his semi erect penis and slap it on a females back.

Jenny: you know what I fancy, receiving a serious schlong tom bomb.

John: I can help you there 2 secs, lemme just whip it out.

by Schlongonthat July 14, 2016

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tom

he is a nice person and you can go talk to him about anythig. he is the funnest person you will ever meet.

he can be a slut. he is gay and likes dick and is going to be the best pole dancer and he like older women. he is a black nigger.

his name is tom

by sam lovegood November 11, 2019

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