One-beer drunk

When you have only had one beer but you still want to blame your actions on alcohol.

"Dude, why are you watching 'Cheers'?"
"Don't worry about it, buddy. I'm one-beer drunk."

by Sleepy time tea January 11, 2017

root beer

Something your husband will say he is going to drink at a party besides beer. But just by saying this, it is completely obvious that he is going to get wasted and make bad decisions.

Gonna go down to the lake with the boys and have some "root beer".

by whycantigetanamethatisnttaken May 10, 2018

Window Beer

A beer located on the outside of a window on the top of a wood pile for the ease of grabbing.

Hey Jeff can you grab me a window beer

by Hairdoo November 10, 2021

Beer Karate

A drinking game in which two players finish a drink and then karate chop the can until they back out or the can is in two pieces

Brad: “Do you want to play beer karate?”
Chad: “No man I don’t want to cut my hand again.”

by Cronchfield November 7, 2020

beer spawn

A location where one leaves unused or unwanted beer/alcohol in a public location such as woods or bushes. Anyone can take the beer but it is expected that it will be replaced eventually either by the person who took it or by a new person who is looking to get rid of their alcohol.

Guy 1: hey dude we don't have any beer
Guy 2:lets go check the beer spawn for any

Man 1: hey I have all this old natty light I don't want
Man 2: dude throw that at the beer spawn someone will defiantly want it

by Greenleaf3 October 3, 2015

stiff pricks and beer

the state of affairs at a 20 something singles bar at 300 am

come on guys, let's go. no babes in here, just stiff pricks and beer. i'm going home to jerk off again!

by burbman1969 November 1, 2020

pimp beer

When underage girls hang out in liquor store parking lots until they find a desperate looking guy of age to buy them beer while the girls wait outside.

Let’s go to Surf Liquor and pimp beers for the party tonight.

by HillyDupes July 16, 2020