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Straight Fuck

Broski 1:"Hey bro, wanna come over and straight fuck? My girlfriend isn't really feelin' it tonight."

Broski 2: "Hell yeah bro, anytime tonight"
by Brosketti May 5, 2020
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Straight Foodie

A person who eats anything. Not a vegan or vegetarian.
Yo man I’m a vegan

Don’t care.. I’m a straight foodie
by Myell98 July 21, 2018
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Tased-Straight

The unforseen effects of taking a 500,000 volt taser to the genitals where the pubes become stick straight and bright white.
Christina: Did you see Lbdub's new taser last night?"
Rose and Cheryl: "YES!!"
Cheryl: "He came home tased-straight at 3am looking like Spike from Gremlins "
Rob: "No, I did that before I left... a welcome home gift for the love of my life"
by lbdub March 16, 2022
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Super straight

Super straight means people who are very gay and have piss kink
A: Hey! What is your sexuality?
B: Oh I am super straight.
A: Great, I too have a piss kink
by hoforfeitan March 9, 2021
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Half-straight

Chad: Guys Malinda and Gary are both looking pretty hot.

Devon: dude I thought you were heterosexual

Chad: Nah man I’m half-straight.
by Miss misery November 4, 2022
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Straight Poolin'

When someone defecates their britches. A most disturbing fate indeed.
"I'm straight poolin'... straight poolin' shit in my pants!" (This is a quote from Homestuck)
by Gusso Sorsusso June 28, 2025
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