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american redlight

Getting out of your car at a redlight and run around your car clockwise as many times as you can with an extremely large American flag.
by Lil_fig February 22, 2017
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american braid

describing a girls hair (or long hair in general) after they ride on a motorcycle or in a convertible.

The knotting that is done by the wind to hair.
Dave gave me a ride on the back of his harley. It would have been a lot more sexy if I didn't have an American Braid when we finally got to his place.
by Rachelclugston November 16, 2016
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American Football

American Football is personally by far my favorite sport. It incorporates speed, stamina, quick thinking, strength, and a strong memory. Some of the biggest misconceptions by other countries about American Football is that it is played by fat American men. They need to look up pictures of NFL players. The only ones that even appear to be fat is linemen, and they are some of the strongest people in the world. For example of NFL players bodies, Seahawks WR DK Metcalf is 6 foot 4, (1.95 meters tall) 229 pounds (103.873 kilos) and has been clocked running the entire field at 21 miles per hour, and can bench press 450 pounds. Meanwhile, on defense, no 1 pick Travon Walker is 6’ 5, 272 pounds (123.377 kilos), has a 35.5 (0.9017 meter) vertical, and runs a 4.51 40 time. Just imagine a 272 pound beast running at you at nearly 20 miles per hour.
Also this rugby is tougher because no pads thing is ridiculous. While I am much less well educated by this, I have taken the time to read other posts and learn and hear rugby is much more fluid, which would result in less hard hits. Someone also brought up the point that Teddy Roosevelt, US president and professional cool/tough guy tried to BAN the sport because too many people were dying. Which, is why we have pads. Do YOU want to get hit by a 300 pound man running at you at 18 mph? Also, football was once very similar to rugby and was called football to separate it from rugby and because you use your feet a lot.
Now as far as Americans (I am one) insulting soccer, I mean, it’s a totally different sport. The only similarities are that in both sports, you must be strong (in different places) have quick thinking, understand formations, and be speedy. I have played soccer, and the sport has a lot of its own challenges. It simply just is based more off team play than American football. In both sports, your team while suffer based on weak spots, but sometimes that can be made up for more in football than soccer. Also, I would like to point out that us Americans play both soccer and football, and the ones that do understand the differences in between the games. However, for us Football is much more important. Meanwhile, British don’t even play football, so y’all can shut up. Soccer is a good game; but you know nothing about football so just go back to criticizing enemy clubs, not a sport you clearly don’t understand.

I can’t wait for American football to start up again in a couple of weeks
by New England patriots fan 247 August 25, 2022
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all-american bitch

Olivia Rodrigo song. I’ve got class and integrity, just like the goddamn Kennedy I swear, with love to spare I, I forgive and I forget, I know my age and I act like it, I’m a perfect all-american bitch.
by njppp November 29, 2023
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Two_Spirit (Indian To Native American)

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Two_Spirit (Indian To Native American)
Person 1:
by TheGravelOfASoler January 22, 2025
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American Guessing Game

It is when woman will have unprotected sex with different men simultaneously and when she will get pregnant, she will guess the father of her unborn child from the men he had sex with. The man chosen by the woman as her child's father will lose and required to give child support.
My cousin Maria played American Guessing Game with me and our male cousins, her brother lost.
by Baegon April 21, 2022
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American Lawn mower

: when a dad over the age of 30 beats his meat to his freshly mowed lawn
Hey son wanna mow the lawn so we can jerk off to it. American Lawn mower
by Wolvesgottalong September 9, 2021
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