The biggest poo head on earth, really fit and is everyone's type, whenever she says that she's fat you have to just go along with it because otherwise she gets annoyed and she also loves george
by Gorgeous boy named bob November 27, 2017
Get the kiera miah paulmug. Paul is a really unfriendly and weird guy. He is very bad at grammar and if he likes you, he gets unbelievably annoying. If you see a Paul, you think he‘s attractive at first but after some time you get to see his real and ugly side. Even though he seems like the nice guy next door, HE IS NOT!! He will drive you crazy (not in a good way) and you‘ll never move on!! Sometimes he talks bad about you and the only positive thing about him is his looks... He is stupid, childish , and the most disgusting guy ever! Stay the f away from him!!!
by Lutzebibabutze May 12, 2020
Get the Paulmug. A man that will one day create his own hybrid version of gonorrhea, it will be extremely deadly to good looking women.
Alexa passed away after contracting Paulorrhea
by JJJish February 12, 2023
Get the Paulmug. That's pimp daddy Paul and he finna take yo bitch
Damn Paul stole my girl but he's with my brother and my dad
Damn Paul stole my girl but he's with my brother and my dad
by DickedDownDANNY April 3, 2022
Get the Paulmug. That bloke takes cock from the retirement home and sucks the smegma off his uncles cock, such a Paul Light
by Dave Light October 4, 2022
Get the Paul Lightmug. Paul is the epitome of peak sex appeal. Boasting a deliciously hairy chest and back, they stands at a mighty 5,6” tall. Since Paul is of biblical origin, they often feel compelled to share their feet the rest of the world. Although Paul to some is a handsome, rugged silver fox, to most, the reality is a shorter, plumper, hairier little hobbit like being. Despite this minor set back, Paul’s compensate by having an attractive personality, with very easy going conversational skills and a large penis.
We all love a Paul.
We all love a Paul.
Guy1: haha that little man is so small and hairy!
Guy2: it’s Paul! You know, I bet he has a massive penis and knows how to use it.
Girl1: I can testify.
Guy2: it’s Paul! You know, I bet he has a massive penis and knows how to use it.
Girl1: I can testify.
by Phlinghambodem December 22, 2023
Get the Paulmug. 