Retard

Someone who is perfectly capable of accomplishing a task but fucks it up anyway.

John, you put the roof shingles on backwards. Stop being a retard.

by WarMax March 8, 2023

retard

you (not me)

A RETARD IF YOU!

by qpalzmwoskxneudjcnryfhvbtg March 8, 2023

Retardism

The disadvantage people have who are retarded

I've specialized in retardism, so I can help retarded people

by lilleluderpik March 10, 2023

Retard

Someone who's really fucking stupid/retarded

Boy1: What's 1+1?
Boy2: 3.
Boy1: How the hell is it 3 you fucking retard?
Boy2: Well then what's the answer?
Boy1: 2 you idiot.
Boy3: Actually, you guys are both retards because 1+1 isn't 2 or 3. It's a window.
Boy2: How the fuck is it a window?
Boy1: I guess we're all retards so we might as well be retards together.
Boy2: Yeah! We can be The Retards. I'm gonna go make shirts now!
Boy3: Please do.

by lolimaginebeingaretard March 24, 2023

retard

a person by the name of lucky

"lucky is retard confirmed"

by poopy stink monke March 25, 2023

retard nate

A fat gay inbred jew who fucks his sister and rapes his mom while she sleeps He has no friends and deserves nothing but death and to be fucked by a dog in the ass

oh look its that dog fucker nate what a fucking retard nate is

by Nate fucker March 27, 2023

Retard

An offensive but fun word to say. If only it isnt offensive..

Sped kid: *playing fortnite*

Guy: hey kid, you're such a retard

Sped kid: *pulls out gun* what the fuck you say to me bitch?

Guy: woah chill, i asked if you have some weed tarts

Sped kid: oh, yeah. You a cop or something?

Guy: nah im not a cop

Sped kid: swear to god you're not a cop

Guy: cmon, we dont need to do that do we?

Sped kid: SWEAR TO GOD RIGHT NOW *growls cutel- i mean menacingly*

Guy: *pulls out rpg* PUT YOUR HANDS UP RETARD! YOU'RE ARRESTED FOR NOT GIVING ME WEED TART

Sped kid: what the fuck...

by Iamawesome!!! March 29, 2023