Curd Burger Blow Job

You jack someone off with some bread till they get hard, then you do a dental dam of fondue, a cheese dental dam, that then forms and dries around the cock as the blow job goes on. You then take the cheese that formed with the jizz around the mans cock and feed it back to him. He eats the cheese jizzumed cum mold once it's over.

"Bro, last night I have my boyfriend a curd burger blow job... and I'm still having cheese cum burps, so is he."

by WisconsinStrong November 19, 2023

Blow loads

Telling someone to fuck off in a sexual manor

Go fuck your self!

I can’t believe Jerry thinks I can’t pull girls..
Jerry can blow loads for all I care!

by RabbidGAI June 14, 2024

BLOW THAT TEA

A call for a blow job typically used by a British person or a tea lover.

Lad1: Did you and Molly get it on last night?
Lad2: We sure did, I told her to blow that tea mate.
Lad1: You ledge.

by spicymosquitobitestits August 12, 2016

nut and blow

When a man ejaculates in your mouth and then you use his cum to make a spitball and blow it back at him.

Man I have a wicked welt on my forehead after that nut and blow last night

by AlexisNoel April 14, 2023

Blow a gasket

It means when you're so angry (or very bitchy) that you blow a gasket or blow up basically. Like bomb from the Angry Birds...

Person 1: Oh Lawd, here we go again, she's gonna blow
Person 2 OH LAWD SHE GON' BLOW A GASKET
Person 3 *growling noises* WHERE'S MY CAKE?!

by ur_mom_waswitme_under the tabl June 26, 2023

Blow-worthy

When a guy does a favor for a girl that's so helpful, so amazing, only a blowjob is suitable repayment.

"Wow, Sarah. Last night my car broke down at 3 am. And the only person who was still up was James. He drove all the way across the city and helped me get it started. Then he escorted me home to make sure it didn't die again."

"That's definitely blow-worthy. Did you blow him?"

by krandall September 7, 2013

it just might blow

when someone throhs trash in your yard and you tell them to get rid of it and they kick it to thwe street there's a chance it may blow into your yard again

hey dude get that out of here
its trash dude
so i have to pay for that
fine .... there its in the street
dude it just might blow

by scott wigington January 26, 2008