Worse than a short well and a straight pipe

When you’re in a terrible situation

Wow this is worse than a short well and a straight pipe.

by Ttt61 October 08, 2020

quirky straight

People who are heterosexual but lack the toxic qualities of a typical "straight." They're often seen as quirky or fruity by many.

"Janine's son is such a quirky straight."

by peepahog June 10, 2022

Half-straight

Bisexual or straight and gay

Chad: Guys Malinda and Gary are both looking pretty hot.

Devon: dude I thought you were heterosexual

Chad: Nah man I’m half-straight.

by Miss misery November 05, 2022

Straight kikin it.

When one is away from there loved one and partying hard.

Yo I’m so bored my girls out straight kikin it.

by Psparxxx December 27, 2021

Straight up the glengarry

To penetrate the anus.

To go up the Garry Glitter (shitter)

things went well last night I went straight up the glengarry

by Jacoby84 January 09, 2017

beat a straight day

Beat a straight day is a day where you can beat any person, male/female who is attracted to the opposite sex. This occurs every year on the 27th of February.

I cannot wait for beat a straight day

by mikeoxlongrvanurs June 26, 2022

straight cut dickhead

1. One who wants to massively fuck you over and see you suffering in exams, life etc. Gets a sense of schadenfreude, without caring what other say, no matter what.
2. Self-assured person who has cultivated being a dick to the highest level.

That teacher is a straight cut dickhead, none of his exam questions can be answered from his notes, and he makes us spend 3 months learning irrelevant bs in class.

by TopFrag December 29, 2018