by suck_my_d33 July 15, 2021
by That guy from the tube September 27, 2014
by Donkeyer July 16, 2017
the STRAIGHT BALL is the right ball and you better protect it by staying out of the the PEDOPHILES celebration ball.
Please suck my right ball first as that is my STRAIGHT ball because I am really superstitious about deviant homosexual rumors.
Please suck my right ball first as that is my STRAIGHT ball because I am really superstitious about deviant homosexual rumors.
by SHITEATING RIMJOB March 26, 2021
by shay dogg April 10, 2008
thatrandomperson and teegan
Straight dudes not knowing what half of things are (sexualities)
by thatrandompersonnnnn April 27, 2024
A Platonic friend of a member of the opposing gender who, for whatever reason, does not fulfill the function of a boy/girlfriend, but they go back a number of years, they can confide in each other to a limited extent, and there is an expectation that things will not turn romantic/sexual. Similar to the "work wife" or "work husband" (assuming there is no affair). Bartenders, male and female, and a lot of workers with public-facing jobs tend to have many honorary gay straight friends.
"Nikki said she would text Mikey about the shin-dig we were having."
"Why would she text his ass? I thought she was with Craig."
"They're just cool. Mikey is one of her honorary gay straight friends."
"Why would she text his ass? I thought she was with Craig."
"They're just cool. Mikey is one of her honorary gay straight friends."
by The Speechcrafter November 29, 2023