Simp

The person reading this is a fucking simp

Boy a: Hi
Girl a: CAN I COOK CLEAN BUY YOU STUFF??? OR MAYBE MORE HOTTIE?
Girl b: wtf you're a simp

by HouseIsFloodedWithFacts November 05, 2021

SIMP

Squirrel. In. My. Penis

it when a squirell is right next to ur penis and make you look like a clown in front of a girl

him 1 : see a chick and like her *flurts*

him 2 : SIMP

by ┬┴┬┴┤ ͜ʖ ͡°)╭∩╮├┬┴┬┴ May 04, 2020

simp

obsesses over every female he ever sees, usually ones who share absolutely no interest
glorified fan club
accuses others of being simps
refuses to accept being a key member of simpnation
most often associated with the name Joey.

“Yo man, did you see that girl that just walked by? Dude. No one else can have her. She’s mine.”
“Stop being a fucking simp, Joey.”

by crackaintsofuckinwack April 17, 2020

simp

some dumb bitch boy letting garbage tier pussy order him around.

Dylan Gay is the biggest simp i know.

by Coach Sags January 14, 2020

Simp

A name commonly used to name someone (mostly guys) who try and get that sweet pussy by buying things for a girl, skip hanging with the boys to hang out with the dishwashers. And more often than not they get friend zoned because they are to nice and trying to hard. Most commonly associated with the name josh

Mitchell Apps: hey you see how josh just bought that girl lunch?

Carter Haddon: yeah he is such a simp there not dating

by Hayden Barkey February 26, 2020

Simp

AKA anyone named "Saad".

Saad: "I'm hopping off to play with a girl"
Other: "You SIMP"

by Auntie Burger June 30, 2023

Simp

A person (could be a guy or a girl, but they're often dudes) who does nice things with the expectation of getting something in return- typically sex or a smooch or smth. Not to be confused with a nice guy, who thinks they're deserving of female attention just for not bullying her.

Note: Do NOT call someone a simp for showing respect. If it's clear they're just being a good person, they're not a simp. If they're only doing it because they think the person will "owe them" then they hella simp

Girl: Thank you for holding the door :)
Guy: Yea no problem, but can I get a kiss?
Girl: Uh, no.
Guy: But I did you a favor! You owe me now!
Girl: ew you simp

by coolkiddo69 May 12, 2020