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Maria Sam

Bubbly, funny, and naturally easy to be around. Smart, intelligent, and genuinely brilliant—but never showy about it. He thinks for himself, not a follower, always the captain of his own thoughts. A good listener and a solid friend you can rely on. Rare in the best way. Overthinks sometimes, but that’s okay.
He handled the situation in a very Maria Sam way—calm, thoughtful, funny at the right moment, and completely his own person
by Lameonlyla December 25, 2025
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Sam's Law

Sam’s Law

"All political compass charts on the internet are wrong and dumb."

An informal but succinct rule of thumb stating that political compass charts and political spectrums are fundamentally flawed, not useful and should be dismissed or read with healthy skepticism.

Even when driven by formalized questions, the familiar left/right and libertarian/authoritarian axes can’t escape the narrow worldview baked into their design. Complex political beliefs flattened into data points based on arbitrary questions and axes are still opinion packaged as empirical data — and that’s the best they get.
Sam's Law

“I stopped arguing once they pulled out a political compass chart. Sam’s Law applies.”

“When you see three different charts label the same thing as left, right, and authoritarian, remember Sam’s Law.”
by SeriousSam26 January 2, 2026
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BIG SAM GLAZER

He is a man who is South African and has a very fresh cut. He loves crystals and doesn’t allow sleepovers with mr T’s kids from Ramon. Trader Joe's is his favorite brand and he gets Cheesy Garlic Bread from there. He has a fresh accent and says "boy". He has the power to close all restaurants at 10:00. His hobby is driving and loves shopping as well. He is a master of rugby and cricket. He is 59 but looks 18. I am proud to call him my father.
Brody boy”- BIG SAM GLAZER
by Jon freed August 19, 2023
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Sam Daniels

a boy with a MASSIVE, GIGANTIC, Megacock that splits people in half. Also likes pigs.
Kim Kardashian "OOOOH SAAAAAM DANIELSS! MY KNEES ARE WEEK FROM LAST NIGHT OOOOHHH"
Sam Daniels "yeah"
by Dam Saniels :) August 24, 2023
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Sam

A mastermind intellect in the art of anal self insertion.
“He’s got his cock in a wollop!”

“That’s not a he, that’s Sam”
by anonymous August 26, 2023
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