Ryan Ryan, why you crying? Ryan Ryan, sounds like you're dying. Ryan Ryan, change your butt now! Ding ding ding ding ding!

A song that my parents would sing to me when I was like 3 to get me to be quiet.

2 year old me: WAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!

My dad: Ryan Ryan, why you crying? Ryan Ryan, sounds like you're dying. Ryan Ryan, change your butt now! Ding ding ding ding ding!

~silence~

by Retard_Ryan March 9, 2023

Ryan

Ryan is the sexiest man you will ever see, he is a heart stealer with the biggest cock and balls you will ever see.

He is the best at basketball, soccer and cricket.
Saying you are a Ryan means that you will be a multi trillionaire within the next few years.
He gets all the girls but only likes one back (Atul's Mum).

Ryan Jones is a Ryan

by John big balls March 14, 2023

Ryan J. Joseph

A Sri Lankan basketball legend that is adored by fans all over Colombo. Watches NBA during English and depsides Fish Middleton

Person 1: Whos that guy watching NBA in english
Person 2: Obviously it's Ryan J. Joseph

by classic aussie wog March 23, 2023

RYAN REYNOLDS

SMASH

PERSON: SMASH OR PASS RYAN REYNOLDS
Scott 'THE SCOOTER' Pearce: SMASH

by THE SCOOTER 6969 March 29, 2023

Ryan

The most beautiful person you will ever meet the moment you lock eyes you will immediately fall in love. He is amazing at snuggling, and the moment you are away from him you want to come back. He has a very fuzzy jacket that is used as a pillow when snuggling, and has a super sexy crush named Lincoln. He also likes the word meese.

Omg! Is that a Ryan, he’s so sexy!

by Bananaboybbbbbbbbbbbbbbb March 30, 2023

Ryan C

Pretty gay

Guy: Hey Ryan

Ryan C: I'm Gay

by Norville Simp January 14, 2023

Ryan Reynolds

i don’t know who Ryan Reynolds is

hey have you heard of ryan reynolds
no

by SILLY GOOSE FELLOW January 16, 2023