Like Egg Roll

Something tagged at the end of a serious sentence to make it funny. It was originated from complete boredom and a night of Chinese food leftovers. And the need to have an escape route for something serious. Usually said in a mimicked Chinese accent, hence the no an in between like and egg.
Guy: I want to stay with you forever.
Girl: O.0.....Like egg roll!

Girl2: Me love you long time.
Guy2: Like egg roll

Guy3: It went on forever, like egg roll
Girl3: LOL! Oh your SOO funny!!!!!!"
by partytime23 January 23, 2011
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Salted Nut Roll

A sexual act in which a man rolls his flaccid penis into a ball, places it into his partner's mouth, and lets it unfurl.
I had an amazing night, Janice. My boyfriend, Tyrone, gave me a salted nut roll.
by datyoungkid September 23, 2017
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parker house roll

You are making a parker house roll and you cum into the dough and don't tell anyone else except for your grandmother. You then serve the roll at Thanksgiving dinner.
My grandmother used to make parker house rolls.

Honey, why do the parker house rolls taste funny?
by Jacob Nicaragua November 24, 2015
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The Money Will Roll Right In

I'm goin' to Hollywood, they'll see that I'm so good
I won't care how I feel, and I'll get to fuck Brooke Shields
I'll just sit and grin, the money will roll right in

I want to be a star, I'm going to have a car
And you'll have to admit, I'll be rich as shit
I'll just sit and grin, the money will roll right in
I would give you some, if you only would have treated me nice
You'll wish that you did, you'll feel pretty stupid
I'll just sit and grin, the money will roll right in

It's fun to be a star, it's nice to have a car
Yeah, you'll have to admit, that I'll be rich as shit
And I'll just sit and grin, the money will roll right in

The money will roll right in
by Death Menace December 21, 2022
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Alabama Spring Roll

When you shove at least 11 carrots up a woman’s asshole and then eat them all out of her ass.
Hey, have you and your wife tried an Alabama Spring Roll yet?
by Sir Master Bates of Ireland February 03, 2019
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Stephen’s sausage roll

An obscure puzzle game that is considered on of the greatest puzzle games ever made, and I can agree. Not even kidding.

Trust me though, if you play it, go in as blind as possible.
The greatest game I have ever played is (don’t laugh) Stephen’s Sausage Roll.
by TheCornhole24 May 11, 2022
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pee pee roll

The large mass of flab that a person tucks into their pants.
Did you see that dude with the fat roll in his pants?

You mean the dude with the pee pee roll?
by Dooby's Taxiola October 22, 2017
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