Playing in your ass

Used when you are just playing. This can be said after telling a friend a joke or when messing around with someone.

You can also use:
-Fondling in your ass
-Twiddling in your ass

This is not meant to be taken literally.

Me: I took a pregnancy test this morning.... it was positive.
You:.....
Me: I'm just playing in your ass.

by raleighnative March 11, 2024

Thomas triple play

When your drunk and have a threesome with two random girls.

After a few to many drinks at the frat party my friend Thomas had a Thomas triple play.

by Dan'l Webster December 29, 2015

cats play when the dogs away

Phrase used mostly describing female behavior while her spouse is not around.

Cats play when the dogs away

by Bigbanklachezz December 15, 2022

I don't play games, I win them

When two people are arguing and one tells the other to "stop playing games"! Yet the other person is always right, so they don't play games... they win them!

Dude: "You really gotta chill out and stop playing games!"
Dudette: "I don't play games, I win them!"

by GlazeHer June 4, 2025

I want to play league

Showing the want/need to kill yourself.

My friend said, "I want to play league".
Sorry for your loss.

by ProAngler11 November 5, 2022

big play small play

It's like Lizsie and Chris love

Lizsie and Chris are into big play small play

by My Highness June 3, 2022

Pack-n-Play

An adult overnight bag filled with essentials for a playful date.

Ohh you want me to come over? Bet, let me grab my pack-n-play.

by clubcoco September 22, 2023