santa pants

To have grey pubic hair.

Sure he's a sexy silver fox, but you know that means he's probably a santa pants?

by paul3onthetree February 4, 2009

jump in them pants

Someone who wants to have sex with someone

Boy 1: hey I heard alliyah trying to jump in them pants
Boy 2: aww hell nah! *runs off*
Alliyah: come here (insert name)!!

Or

Girl 1: have you heard of in for it by troy lanez???

Girl 2: yeah!! I wanna jump in his pants!!

by Ashthequeen December 2, 2023

Rick Astley's pants

vaquitas

Rick astley is wearing his ......Rick Astley's pants.

by TheMiner1212 March 20, 2022

pants

you wear ‘em

“Are those pants your wearing?”
“Yes,”

by sun stoke April 12, 2022

pants schnoz

1. A humanoid growth that pretrudes profusely within the pants.
2. Evidence of over-excitement in a man's pants.

Every time Sam sees a hot girl he has to work to hide his pants schnoz.
Angi was frustrated and looked back to Sam as she asked, "Why must you get a pants schnoz every time we spoon?"

by loffdawg November 5, 2013

Jiselle poopy pants

this is an extraterrestrial urban legend about a gorilla that likes to throw its poop at other people.

People say no one has survived after seeing this creature

"Don't ever make fun of Jiselle poopy pants or else you will feel her wrath."

by sahirahbro July 30, 2025

Naiaiaice Pants

Best pick up line ever.

Man: Naiaiaice Pants!
Woman: Marry me!

by Mcclussy January 5, 2017