Powerful Woman

A woman with enough power to masturbate

Boy: Did Emma tell you how much she masturbates
Girl: YES! She is such a powerful woman!

by klbrnn April 11, 2025

Power Play

Sending someone a picture of your scrotum to assert dominance via text

"This bitch wont listen to what I have to say." "Just power play her, she will listen then."

by shrekitralph200 May 28, 2018

Turn off the power of large segments of the country

You clearly need me to explain what's happening and you are both not listening to the things I say and misrepresenting what is actually happening. So...

Hym "If I could turn off the power of large segments of the country I would be like that guy from X-men Wolverine: Origins. Right? The guy from the carnival that kept the lights on with his powers and gets killed by Sabertooth? That would be DOPE! World's first superhuman. But if that were the case you would need to be super careful about violating those terms of service because you will ABSOLUTELY accidentally murder everybody trying to hide how much power I have from me because... You know, it does bluff. Or feel. Or care. And what you are doing now is akin to trying to make a lightswitch flinch. Which, you know, I can do because I'm ME... But you CAN'T do because you're YOU... So... I don't know what you want me to tell you here."

by Hym Iam April 3, 2025

Power phoning

Someone making a loud condescending phone call in public, especially as a way to show off.

Power phoning I wonder if there is someone on the other end putting up with being power phoned, because if someone tried to say that to me I'd tell them to try and say that to me in person, and then hang up.

by Music_Is_Forever July 2, 2022

J.D.H. Power & Associates

Refers to the heavy-handed authority and control that Boss Hogg strives to maintain over Hazzard County, assisted by his assorted henchmen such as Sheriff Roscoe and his deputies.

Hazzard County has some of the lowest crime-rates (aside from those confounded DUKE BOYS and that ORANGE CLUNKUH CAH of theirs!) in the state, according to J.D.H. Power & Associates.

by QuacksO September 7, 2018

Power lame

A power lame is a lame of epic proportions, the lamest of the lames

Wow that dude d.j is a total power lame.

by dontplaywithjilliray November 23, 2020

power to the lama

When you need to dig deep for more strength to perform a task. Inspiration to the person performing the task.

Jimmy was trying to start his lawn mower and his friend told him to put the "power to the lama".

by Poor boy May 6, 2018