What I call homo-sapiens who have abscesses.
by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 10, 2025
Get the An Hail Mary Dynamitemug. The sweetest girl you’ve ever met she will brighten your day and bring you smiles she is so smart and funny you will always want to be around her
by You tiny mom April 6, 2019
Get the mary caitlynmug. This is a term drug dealers use to signal to customers they are being watched by the law. Its taken from mary jane, and the alteration is pretty easy too see mary LAWson
by Tom_O'malley July 22, 2016
Get the Mary Lawsonmug. A once a year supermoon event when DJs don white ribbed tank tops and transform into werewolves at midnight.
The club prepared for the Apocalpyse as the peak hour music pumped, the Maris Moon rose over the horizon and the dance floor cleared.
by Garth Laser February 4, 2024
Get the Maris Moonmug. mari is easily the best thing that has ever happened to me. she has brought this certain happiness back into my life that i didn’t know i was missing. everything about her is perfect in my eyes, even if “perfect” doesn’t exist it does with her. her personality, her face, her smile, her teeth, the way she laughs, the way her eyes speak more than any other expression on her face. i can always tell how she feels or what she’s thinking by her eyes, i think it’s so pretty for someone to be able to express feelings through their eyes. i could go on and on about every little thing about this girl, she’d find it annoying or would think i’m bull shitting that’s why i’m saying it here and not directly to her. she will never understand how much she means to me but i guess it’s not for her to understand because i know how much she does. her favorite color is gray and her favorite animal is a turtle, she’s actually obsessed with them to be honest, but in a few years i’ll have her all the turtles she wants (hopefully when we will be living with eachother). she also loves paydays the candy bar, i think they’re so gross but she likes them. enough of that sobby stuff let’s talk about that big ahh forehead she has (where she’s gonna tat my name) and ig i’ll tat her name on my fatass head too, but yeah i feel like i’m typing way too much so i’ll wrap it up here. 1/365 letters.
by NoNameBB May 29, 2024
Get the marimug. When one receives a blowjob in a car outside a resturant in the middle of winter and the windows steam up
Damn, that was the best marie calender steamer I ever had. I had to let the windows down to cool off
by buster903 October 16, 2010
Get the Marie Calender Steamermug. 