Harms mom

Shes dead

That joke had me dead...just like harms mom

by Plum15 May 27, 2018

gors mom

Though the gender is unknown, it is assumed to be male, except for the lack of a a penis.

Gor's mom was seen July 14th, 1976 eating a taco bell nacho grande plate in the back of a chevy pickup truck.

by joe gomez March 25, 2003

your moms gay

Sarcastic statement made by high school kids. Mixture of "your mom" "you're gay". Very rarely used seriously

Tim: Can I borrow a pencil
Joe: no, your moms gay
Joe: *gives Tim a pencil*

by YaBoiJayCutlet January 7, 2016

Your Mom O'Clock

Used when someone asks you the time.

Person A: Hey, what time is it?
Person B: Its your mom o'clock.

by cloudlesspace August 27, 2011

Your Mom Was GREAT

She made me a poutine.

"Your mom was great."

"WHAT!? SHE DOESN'T EVEN MAKE ME POUTINE!"

by Occifer April 21, 2008

socialite soccer mom

Usually a mother of a child/children who finds time to attend, or chair society or political functions, charity or Parent Teacher Association events, in conjunction with helping to raise her children.

Mary is quite well known in the local community as a bona- fide socialite soccer mom.

by hampton's gal December 3, 2007

Ur mom dumb

The insult "Ur mom gay", but with a huge upgrade. This insult has enough destructive power to end all reality with a single use. Even God himself cannot withstand this insult. One use and God will be vanished forever.

Bob: Ur mom gay
Phil: Ur dad lesbian
Bob: Ur granny tranny
Phil: Ur grandpap a trap
Bob: Ur sister a mister
Phil: Ur brother a mother
*Nothing happens*
Phil: What?! How are you still alive?!

Bob: Witness my power fool.
Bob: UR MOM DUMB

*Reality shatters and the universe collapses. God is banished*.

by FullChicken24 May 15, 2018