I'll never be like LeJonte in my life
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lemmondrop has been trying to escape Johns captivity for years, lemmondrop fell into the wrath of John Russell Sanders abusive cycle of giving her Stockholm Syndrome
by 365🤪 February 4, 2023
Get the lemmondrop mug.A quaalude. Methaqualone was manufactured by Rorer and Lemmon. The product was stamped with the number 714. They were referred to as Lemmons.
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After 15 years in storage the Lemmons (Lemmon 417) have developed a delayed fuse. It took 90 minutes for these little fuckers to kick in and once they did, POW! I mean I skipped the tingle phase and went straight to the drool phase. These little bastards were so strong I discovered a whole new phase, the cerebral palsy phase.
C'mon, stand up. Okay, walking's out. Alright think, what else is there? Yes, I can crawl. I can crawl like Skyler. FUCK, the kid makes it look so God Damned easy. Think motherfucker, think. Yes, I got it! I can roll.
After 15 years in storage the Lemmons (Lemmon 417) have developed a delayed fuse. It took 90 minutes for these little fuckers to kick in and once they did, POW! I mean I skipped the tingle phase and went straight to the drool phase. These little bastards were so strong I discovered a whole new phase, the cerebral palsy phase.
C'mon, stand up. Okay, walking's out. Alright think, what else is there? Yes, I can crawl. I can crawl like Skyler. FUCK, the kid makes it look so God Damned easy. Think motherfucker, think. Yes, I got it! I can roll.
by Viscount Druitt September 4, 2023
Get the Lemmon 417 mug.Lebon Joms/Johns was Norwegian Basketball Player who was cousin to Miki Jason who was the king of pop who died from dooty booty diease since 1800
by naomilovescuba October 7, 2023
Get the Lebon Joms/Johns mug.Very funny and entertaining always knows how to cheer a person up.THEY NEVER TAKE NO FOR A ANSWER.They watch hella anime.They love playing the game.He is very compassionate.HE has the biggest dick in the state of the universe.He knows how to put that shit on.He has good music taste.Minor sneakerhead.He claps up a Gianna everyday🙄.They are very sexy and attractive and have vey muscular arms.they are very skinny never fat.They are one of the fastest ppl on planet earth.SO IF YOU KNOW A LAMONTE NEVER LET THEM GO CUZ THEY ONE OF THE BEST.
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