Vancey Pants

An admirer of J. D. Vance

"Oh, I'm certainly something of a Vancey pants. I just love him. His drive, his resilience... I've read his book, like, fifteen times, all of his op-eds, even his law articles, and I don't know the first thing about law, let me tell you. I mean, I don't mean to covet another man's wife, but if Usha there kicked the bucket, I'd be first in line to get me some of that. That baby face and that gorgeous Marine Corps body, MMM-MMM. Hubba hubba!"

by Patrick Zaharychuk January 21, 2025

pants

a article of clothing to cover up yourself so you dont get arrested for being naked.

im going to put a pair of pants on.

by ieatpoopforbreakfast.com November 7, 2019

Spongebob Square Pants

Spongebob is a sponge who lives in a pineapple under the sea, WHO LIVES IN A PINEAPPLE UNDER THE SEA! SPONGEBOB SQUARE PANTS

Zeez (5yrs): WHO LIVES IN A PINEAPPLE UNDER THE SEA! SPONGEBOB SQUARE PANTS!
Valie (10yrs): for the love of god, STAP TALKIN'!

by 006ice May 13, 2020

I pooped in my pant

A phrase to describe your displeasure with something.

This coffee tastes so horrible that I feel like I pooped in my pant.

by currydemer July 25, 2022

Pants blast

(n.) When a bloke spits a wad into his pants. He could be stimulated to coming in any number of ways, not all of which are tactile.

He’s hot enough to give me a pants blast by sight.

by Frozen Prevert October 12, 2024

Pantelis

A person that is obsessed with redheads and is also pronounced as Auswitchz.

Wx... Enas Pantelis (auswitchz) erxetai...

by RedheadLover123 November 22, 2021

Hot Pants

When someone goes agro on you. They rage with so much anger their face goes red and smoke comes out their ears, their eyes turn black like satan and they can burn you and sizzle you to a crisp and ashes or sometimes make you explode. Can also be used when someone is sassy or rude. Don't mess with someone when they are hot pants, because you will get hurt. When someone is hot pants it it dark times and you don't dare mess with them.

Example 1
Person 1: HURRY UP
Person 2: Woaahhh no need to go all hot pants on me
Person 3: Yeah your pants are hot hot hot today.

Example 2
Person 1: *they are currently hot pants*
Person 2: *Annoys them*
Person 1: Honey you've got a big storm coming

by kathydogga December 25, 2015