i will in me fuck

I can absolutely state that I will never be doing what you just asked me to do. In fact if you keep asking me I might just do the opposite.

Dad: Billy can you take out the rubbish to the bin.

Billy: I will in me fuck.

by MrWeldon February 6, 2018

i smell good

The saying of ms. piggy in "It's everydaybro"

YEAH I SMELL GOOD, IS THAT YOUR BOY'S COLGNE?

by La’Taniana’Bo’Vanashrianiquali November 24, 2017

i have no money

when you are absolutely fucking money-less, nothing, no moo-lah, nothing at all and yer name is josh oates min

skinto sir: said josh oates min

i have no money

by superinfinity February 9, 2017

I purple you

Kim taehyung "I LUV U

"SUGA I PURPLE YOU"

by niki pavlo March 19, 2022

Am I gay?

If you are looking this up as a genuine question, yes. You are very much gay. Infact, you're the gayest of the gay.

Most young gay people look this up, even if they know they probably are.

Kid: Searchs "am I gay?" into google
google: you are the gayest of the gay for looking that up

by I AM QUEER *all might face* November 23, 2021

I Gambled and Lost

A wet fart.

I just cut a big fart and I gambled and lost. My pants are in the washing machine.

by Colorado Bootman September 30, 2021

I want to die

A thing you can such up in google and it will tell you there is help, like no fucking shit... would have NEVER guessed

P1; I want to die
Google; Their is help, ca-
P1; SHUT UP IF I WANTED HELP I WOULD HAVE ASKED

by CumSlayer February 22, 2022