my mom says hi

When you tell your son to say hi to people he encounters.

Son: “Mom, please stop calling me. I am late for class”.

Mom: Sorry. Tell the professor mom says hi and that I’m sorry I made you late.

Mom after class: how did it go?

Son: the professor marked me late, but he says hi back.

Situation 2:

Son: “I gotta go, I’m next in line at the drive thru”

Mom: “okay, sorry to bug you. Tell the drive thru mom says hi”.

Son: I will.

Son to drive thru speaker: I’ll take a #2 with a Dr Pepper, and my mom says hi.

Drive thru host: okay drive thru to the first window and say hello to your mom.

Son callls mom back: drive thru host says hello.

Situation 3:

Son: mom I have to go I’m headed to a game

Mom: tell everyone I say hi.

Son after game: Hi mom, everyone says hi back.

Mom: oh good!

by TheStrugglesReal September 24, 2023

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Did his eyebrows

Have anal

"I went and did his eyebrows" - Girl

"So you had anal?!?!" - Friend

"Yeah and it was great!" - Girl

by Thotdestroyer000 October 05, 2018

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Koro's lost his meds

When an older person, typically a politician or a family member (or just a boomer), goes off on a rant-filled tangent about something they don't know enough about, and you and your friends are left to cringe in disbelief. Originated as a reference to New Zealand's far-right deputy prime minister Winston Peters ("koro" is Māori for grandfather and is a common nickname for Peters.

Auē, did you hear Winston comparing Jacinda to the Nazis inanahi? Koro's lost his meds!

by fatgreg March 20, 2024

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Drive-by Hi

When you know you owe a friend a hello, but you don't have alot of time to stop and chat.

"Hey, have you seen Debbie lately?"
"Well, I pulled a drive-by hi yesterday"
"That's not enough time to soak in her awesomeness!"
"Yeah, but I was late to court"

by #1JA September 23, 2011

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