Hair mouth

The word you say mid way through kissing if her hair gets in your mouth.

sophie stop, hair mouth

by Grrrr123 June 22, 2020

Splitting hairs

When your old lady lays down and spreads the peach for ya.

Hey baby, how's about us splitting hairs and me giving you a good poke?

by anonymous September 14, 2020

wholesome hair

Lee umm’s hair

Wholesome hair is the perfect adjective to describe hair.

by carmie September 16, 2020

no hair pussy

Look man, i know your trying to get on some good porn website other than pornhub, ive been there to buddy. Remember to dont do drugs snd stay in school.

No hair pussy is a "pussy type" everyone likes.

by Penisman84 October 3, 2020

pull a girls hair day

go up to any girl and pull there hair until there bald

bro why did you pull fayths hair?

Don’t worry it’s pull a girls hair day today
oh ok

by jameseatschildren October 5, 2020

Hair in the cream.

When there’s hair in the cream.

I love hair in the cream.

by Hairinthecream October 8, 2020

Hair booger

A booger found in the hair; typically found on the heads of elementary age individuals, although there are rare, greasy exceptions to this rule.

Example 1:
Little Christopher: (picks nose and wipes it into hair while sitting in his 3rd grade classroom)
Little Sally: EWWW CHRISTOPHER HAS A HAIR BOOGER!
Class: EWWWWWWWWW!
Little Christopher: (begins crying and picks boogers out of hair and eats them)

Example 2:
Big Christopher: (Sitting at his construction sight, he picks a winner and stashes it in his hair)
Big Sally: (Walks by after years of not seeing him) EW! CHRISTOPHER HAS A HAIR BOOGER!
Everyone on the street: EWWWWWWWWW!
Big Christopher: (begins crying and picks boogers out of hair and eats them)

by Hey Lee! July 27, 2012