Happy Sanchez

When you lick an asshole and wind up with a shit mustache.

Dinner was so good, but the Happy Sanchez was the best dessert!!

by ibee6ubee9 August 21, 2021

happy crystals

The crystalline form of methamphetamine

I was having a hard day today until my guy delivered my happy crystals to me; nothing beats that euphoric feeling!

by BekahBooVT July 16, 2019

eat the happy meal

to swallow sperm

I told that bitch to eat the happy meal.

by illuminutteh September 15, 2017

Happy Rapping

Basically trying to make something sound good but lying at the same time

I got a Benz and a big house on the mountain...
All in all it belongs to his wife and he’s happy Rapping

by P dawgie dawg August 30, 2022

Happy numbers

A form of torture used by most school districts to depress students and lose a grip on reality.

I have one hour of Happy numbers for the day, good thing I have some spare rope in the basement.

by student number 9 October 24, 2022

happy meal face

a big fat ugly face.

Note: This term derives from a slang pun quoted by Chris Rock in one scene in the Jackie Chan movie Rush Hour (1998).

"Get your happy meal face out of my kitchen!"

by legs21 April 14, 2010

happy spy

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happy spy- a guy who is a simp. he will simp over any girl and is a spy main that is happy when playing spy on the game tf2. in the tf2 community we call these people happy spies they go out of their way to simp for any girl in a server or thier own server

by explosivespy69 July 14, 2020