Best Friend

Someone who you hate in every way possible who somehow found a way into your life. You started hanging out for a while, realized you had a lot in common, and then eventually started to love just a LITTLE bit more than you hated them so now you hang out when you look like Dookey, you can fart around, you can COMFORTABLY take a shit in their house and not get new toilet paper. You are also probably friends with their siblings now too even if they are 3 and you are 37.

Ugh. I gotta go to my best friends house in an hour. Prolly just gonna watch tik tok the whole time in awkward silence but still have fun somehow.

by theChickenButt March 23, 2022

Kelsey’s friends

People who think she is fruity and says be who you are to her everyday. Kelsey’s friends are amazing people and she loves them very much. Kelsey’s friends are all so very pretty and hot.

Person 1: hey did you see Kelsey’s friends over there?
Person 2: yeah they are rlly hot.

by Lisa_is_hot April 12, 2022

Dusty friends

Dust particles of a friend
Boring and bland like white person food

"Im with liam and blake"
"****** why are you hanging with such dust particles"
"Yeah they're Dusty friends"

by Timothy ballsacks official 😎 April 20, 2022

Sand Friend

See Sand Nigger - for use in front of other people.

You fucking sand friend

by No Salad December 31, 2020

Toxic Friend

a toxic friend is someone who manipulates you and wants to use you. sometimes for popularity. cliche movies and moms will say it’s because they are insecure and want to bring others down so they look better. most of the time it’s because they don’t like you and want to bring you down. they just kinda want you to feel less than what you are because they think you deserve it. you don’t. if ur friend is mean, bossy, manipulative, and controlling, drop them like a hydro flask♥︎♥︎♥︎

Victim: “she’s kinds mean. she gossips about me, and won’t let me do what i want to do.”

Friend One: “she’s toxic.”

Friend Two: “more toxic than the school food..”

Friend Three: “What a toxic friend!”

by ☺︎︎☺︎︎☺︎︎ January 10, 2021

frogy friend

a title given to your very best and closest friend who understands and shares your broken humor of frog pics and facebook memes; a true aesthetic friendship

made a frogy cake with my frogy friend, might take it to a picnic later

by g.cinnamon January 17, 2021

goblin friend

The goblin friend is not the same as a crack head friend. They make weird sounds. Their music taste is genuinely scary to others. NEVER FEED PAST 12 AM YOU WILL REGRET IT!!!!!!

Jake: Look there’s Rylie

Angalina: Yeah she’s our goblin friend

Jake: I’m sorry you WHAT

by Anyways_so January 19, 2021