A Death Cord (also known as a "Jesus Cord") is a type of cord that is home made that cand and will kill you. It is made when you combine something like a 3.5mm audio jack with a mains plug. (Please do not try this every, it can and will kill you!)
Mark: Yo dude! I made something! Come look!
John: Sure.
Mark: Behold!
John: What the fuck is wrong with you Mark?! Why the hell would you make a Death Cord?!
Mark: I was bored lol.
John: Sure.
Mark: Behold!
John: What the fuck is wrong with you Mark?! Why the hell would you make a Death Cord?!
Mark: I was bored lol.
by xX420MCplayerXx July 6, 2023

When a person soaks their fingers in the spiciest sauce they can find,then proceed to put all five soaked fingers in an orifice of the said person's partner.
Guy 1: yo, why are your fingers reddish?
Guy 2: my boyfriend wanted a "Five Finger Death Punch"
Guy 1: Jesus, Is he okay!
Guy 2: my boyfriend wanted a "Five Finger Death Punch"
Guy 1: Jesus, Is he okay!
by Hamsir October 8, 2022

When a form of entertainment known for killing off characters, typically a television show, goes a long period of time without any character deaths.
by Dead character May 19, 2018

by Phu The Writer May 12, 2022

the only thing guarantied in life
by secret phyco May 14, 2019

If you search this up, and you don't take AP Human Geography classes at this time, you're fucking bored or a nerd.
If you want to know what this is, its the amount of people who die out of 1000 people in a society.
If you want to know what this is, its the amount of people who die out of 1000 people in a society.
by namingrandomshitifindinthisweb November 8, 2023
