David Jurado

house player

Look at that David Jurado over there! Yeah he has no friends

by i am not seen. June 12, 2025

David

A man who won’t call or show under any circumstance, regardless of pay. The teams most reliable man.

“Man, David didn’t show up again. Add a day!”

by El negro del whatsapp June 26, 2025

A David

A david can be described as a sex drought, going long periods without any forms of sex.

I have been going thru a david.

by Daddy eaton June 27, 2025

Happy David

When you get angry at your friends in a game so you remove them from your friends list and stop talking to them.

Person One: If you kill me one more time I'm gonna pull a Happy David.
Person Two: I don't care.
Person Two: Bro why did you block me

by Muscular Sigma June 30, 2025

Bishop David Ozuna

Bishop David Ozuna is The Bishop of Living Faith Ministries.

He changed his name from Oyedepo to Ozuna few years back.

Bishop Ozuna is about 30 years old
Bishop David Ozuna is the presiding bishop of Canaan land ota.

by Jackson Monilium July 8, 2025

David

Dude istg I fucking hate anyone named David. They are dumb and ugly and dumb. They never have anything productive to commit to society. Usually waster of time to talk to. Avoid David’s at all costs, and Dave’s when possible.

Guy 1: “Dude look at that tard over there”
Guy 2: “DUDE DONT EVEN LOOK AT THAT MONGA HES A DAVID”

by Brother.Pudge2012 July 11, 2025

David Cadieux

A feeble & frail “male”. Often seen extract camping in Tarkov with ESP. Known to be extremely gay when provoked. BE CAREFUL

look at dis nigga David Cadieux camping

by The Phantom Troupe July 17, 2025