Everything is Chris's fault. If the sun is too hot, it's because Chris left the oven on. If it's raining outside, Chris probably forgot to close the window. If you stubbed your toe, Chris probably moved the furniture again. If your phone is running low on battery, Chris probably used it to call every single person in your contact list. In short, if something goes wrong in your life, you can bet that Chris had something to do with it. So the next time you're feeling frustrated or annoyed, just remember: it's probably all Chris's fault.
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Get the Chris Hemsworth mug.Chris is the guy who will captivate your heart, without you having any control over it. He's the type of person you love and you don't know why. His eyes are kind and his smile sensitive, and he looks like a sweetheart. He's adorable and yet can be a little bit self-possessed - popular and well-liked. He can make you cry, but he can also always make you smile just at the thought of him. He's not overly smart, but he cares and is part of the cool crowd. Usually plays football, hangs out with the cooler kids who tend to keep to their group. He's hard-to-figure-out but well worth it when you do. Chris can be sweet sometimes, but also is more of a bad boy. He uses slang and can be dry but he invests if you matter to him or if he's upset. While Chris is not easily bothered he doesn't like uncertainty and can come off a bit harsh sometimes. Overall, he is a complex guy with a simple, beautiful heart.
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