Blow Goggles

The law that states every woman is infinitely more attractive with your penis in her mouth.

"Damn that bitch is ugly." "Not with my dick in her mouth. Gotta love the blow goggles."

by Godlike Power July 28, 2012

Bake and blow

When 2 or more people get together specifically to smoke Marijuana and have oral sex.

"Hey baby, would you be up for a bake and blow later tonight?"

by Clevermel September 11, 2023

Byron Center Blow Dryer

It is the act of cumming on a man or woman’s face, and burping on it until it’s dry, then throwing up into their dirt star and having them poop out your vomit and their feces onto your back

Yo, did you hear that lake edward marsh gave Adam Clark a Byron Center Blow Dryer, no way they do that freak shit

by Skatplay May 8, 2024

blow spunk

When one shoots semen all over themselves or near passersby after seeing something quite arousing.

"Dude, she's so hot I'm about to blow spunk!"

by batbearwillstab August 5, 2014

blow bubbles

when someone doesn't have anything to say yet still talks

"She was so boring to talk to, all she did was blow bubbles the whole time."

by I LOVE BALLS!!!!!!!! November 28, 2022

He'll Blow It

Something the opposing player says during a basketball game when an opponent, usually with weak scoring fundamentals, attempts a layup or a shot.

Player: *Crosses over opponent and has a wide-open layup*
Opponent: "He'll blow it!"
Player: *Misses layup*

by He-ro March 9, 2023

Blow-worthy

When a guy does a favor for a girl that's so helpful, so amazing, only a blowjob is suitable repayment.

"Wow, Sarah. Last night my car broke down at 3 am. And the only person who was still up was James. He drove all the way across the city and helped me get it started. Then he escorted me home to make sure it didn't die again."

"That's definitely blow-worthy. Did you blow him?"

by krandall September 7, 2013