April 29th

The hottest person was born on this day.Thats all you gotta know

Todd:Bro do you know what day it today?
Marcus:Uh yeah it’s april 29th?so what?
Ashley:ITS APRIL 29TH???the hottest person to face this earth’s birthday!!!

by #1 ass eater April 2, 2023

April 6

April 6 is call your crush day

person1: Picks up phone
person 1: sees what day it is
Person 1: omg it’s April 6th
person 1: calls crush

by ashtonn April 3, 2023

April 4th

National give your girlfriend plushies day

David: Hey what day is it today?
Jessica: ughh…it’s april 4th?!?!
David: Oh yeah! It’s National give your girlfriend plushies day!!!

by omgnice April 3, 2023

april 3

national send soapy titty pics day

"bro, why did you send me a picture of your nipples in the shower?"
"dude don't you remember? its april 3!"

by jose puerco April 3, 2023

April 3rd

April 3rd is National thighjob Day.
This day you can get your girlfriend, boyfriend, someone you're FWB with, just a person, or whoever to give you a thighjob.

Person 1: Hey bro can you hit me up with a quick thighjob? It's april 3rd.

Person 2: Sure bro i gotchu.

*intense thighfucking*

by Goofier April 3, 2023

April 11

Eepster

April 11, national eepster day

eepster is a holiday in which you sleep all day for as long as you can

by Spoofu June 16, 2024

April 4th

Kathryn Blades abuse day

"Oh! It's April 4th! Time to go abuse my small little friend Kathryn Blades!"

by astromarii June 30, 2024