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No anal april

No anal april is a month we’re a couple can’t have anal sex for a whole month only missionary
Joe: hey babe it’s no anal april

Sarah: oh no we can’t have anal sex then!
by @coomified on Instagram February 1, 2021
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7 April

Give someone whos birthday is on this day MANY PRINGLES AND ANIME SH!T!!!!!
Person: it's 7 April today.. MY birthday

Them: :(

Person: hand them over!

Them: *hands over pringles and anime sh!t*

Person: MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAH
by Frognut December 11, 2020
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20th of April

The 20th of april is national 'give your 186cm curly haired friend a piece of gum' day!!

make sure to give any of your friends who are spefically 186cm and who have curly hair, a piece of gum :D
omg wait! It's the 20th of April!!! Let me give my 186cm curly haired friend a piece of gum
by ####ladybits April 13, 2023
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April

Gym milf, crazy blonde hair, would be literally out-the-wazoo in bed so you're scared of her. Asks you to help her in the tanning rooms without your consent.
There's probably a reason that the crazy eyed woman named April is single in her mid-forties.
by OHYESYESBABY August 21, 2023
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April

This person is a hero and loves everyone and everything. Big sweetheart but if you hurt them they'll tell you to die and go to hell.
Person: man! I was contemplating suicide last night and this person helped me through it and they're such a hero.
Person A: wow! They're such an april!
by juniperjune._.notjunk December 30, 2023
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April 9th

Bf: it’s April 9th ya know what tha mean😌
Gf: Fineeeee

Bf:🧱🆙
by Mr.Randomshi🤗 April 9, 2022
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April Fools

In 1582 people realized that there wasn't enough days in a year, so Pope Gregory XIII made us change from the Julian calender to the Gregorian calender. April fools is celebrated because some people didn't know so they still celebrated (new year) in April. However of years the concept of April Fools has changed.
Retared: WOOOOO! APRIL FIRST HAPPY NEW YEAR!
Douchebag: What an April Fool.
GUY: So many April Fools
by MINYOONGIMEHHUBBY May 19, 2018
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