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Alex

Alex is a weirdo
by anonymous November 22, 2021
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Alex

Usually a pussy-whipped man who wishes he wore the pants in his relationship.
Co worker#1: Hey man, do you want to go fishing with me on my new boat?
Co worker #2: I have to ask my wife first.
Co worker#1: Dont be an Alex! Grow a pair! Let’s go fishing!
by Co worker #3 May 29, 2019
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Alex

Your best friend. They are better than everyone else that you know. Don't act like you don't agree because deep down you do. They somehow started dating and you didn't know about it until now. Sorry not sorry. They're the best don't fight it.
"Who's better? Me your mother or Alex your friend that you've known for 2 weeks."
"Alex."
by Fargus QUatntell May 24, 2023
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Alex

An intelligent good-hearted individual who watches out for those closest to him. He is goal oriented and probably a sex addict. He hopes to make it pro in sports or music but wont in either. He is good looking but unaware until fully matured. Has a lot of potential and can do almost whatever he tries at but also a procrastinator. 50% chance they are named after alexander the great.
“Did you see Alex in Friday's game??”
“Yeah that dude has potential! I bet he ends up in a d2 or 3 school making music and working a part time job just to end up working at some factory!”
“Yeah definitely an Alex.“
by Flapjackinoffurmom May 22, 2020
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Alex Jepson

Some Asian person with a mother named Louise, brother is inbred and African, he fucks mitchell hodgsons arsehole and teabags George tindles face.
by Jepadrone March 5, 2020
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Alex

Alex is probably a douche bag.

He is most likely someone who would fuck a bitch on your anniversary.
“My boyfriend, Alex is such a cunt! He literally kissed 2 girls at a party I WAS AT!!!”

“Wtf, who is this shit head?”
by HerNameIsMortam June 30, 2018
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Alex

by Youstillnotthatgurl November 22, 2021
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