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beer

the greatest thing in the ever

it can get you drunk or help you with your homework

approved by parents all over the world
Person 1: Hey, want some BEER?"

Person 2: "Yes, I was hoping to finish my homework!"
by verycewlperson November 17, 2022
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Beer

The best drink ever made. I'll admit, I may love it a little too much
I, Sanae Katagiri, drank so much beer last night that my boss at work was worried about me
by Sanae Katagiri March 30, 2022
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Beer Sponge

1) A person (most likely female) that drinks all of a fraternities alcohol. 2) a badass because they have to drink ALL the alcohol to get sufficiently tipsy.
Look at Lucky over there, she just drank all their handles of McCormick Vodka, she is such a beer sponge.
by SLLAPPIT April 16, 2014
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Beer Up

(verb) : To, just before or upon entering a venue or party, place several (three or more) cans of beer into ones cargo pockets, hoodie pockets, jacket flaps, socks, shoes, or any other almost-concealed location on ones purpose, for the purpose of then drinking or distributing the several beers without having to return to a beering-up station.
Dodgers @ Oracle tonight? It's time to pre-game and Beer Up!

We look so out of place in this ritzy hotel elevator right now, all beered up and such. You've got four Mich's in your hunting jacket alone right now and two of them are open.
by Skeeterskoob707 August 16, 2022
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clayton beers

A super tall ginger man who is believed to be Vikingly Irish in origin. Known to drink coffee from any glass, no mugs needed. Also, is known to frequent elementary schools to sniff little boys bicycle seats.

Usually used in Derogatory way. This is the N-Word to white people.
Clayton Beers - A Tall bicycle sniffer who likes clean counter tops and rent paid on time.

That man is being a real "Clayton Beers" Eww gross!
by Sandynutz January 5, 2019
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beer lackey

When someone fetches you a nice cold brewski.
Aye bro get me a natty light.
Alright man I got you.
Ha, beer lackey.
by Gifmonsta12 April 7, 2015
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Beer

The creator of and solution to all of life's problems - 1997 Homer Simpson
Beer is the creator of and solution to all of life's problems
by Scoliosis_Kid August 9, 2019
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