When your girl is taking a shit, and she accepts your dick in her mouth until completion. She gave you half a cookie.
Him “we haven’t had sex in forever”
Her “what? I gave you half a cookie earlier today”
Friend in room “what is half a cookie?”
Her “i sucked him off while i was taking a shit”
Him “i got to get it where i can”
Her “what? I gave you half a cookie earlier today”
Friend in room “what is half a cookie?”
Her “i sucked him off while i was taking a shit”
Him “i got to get it where i can”
by Cookie-monster December 11, 2024

When a woman is performing anal cunnilingus, while simultaneously robbing you from behind your back.
by Deadard Stark September 25, 2021

by jakku1k May 18, 2023

A thick juicy full earthed camel toe, also known as a frontal wedgie, or the visible clef of the female's pelvic area, covered by a tight fabric; for all to see.
by Tyson tTyson aerbthqethq35ty1q March 24, 2017

a god cookie monster is the definition of your mom asking if your an endless pit he can eat so many cookies its insane and he is THE BEST sesame street character he's big and blue and he eats cookies
by because im short May 6, 2022

by Plinko_Lover47 July 9, 2025

by The man that made Tropi-cookie November 24, 2021
