A pointless 20-year long war that was fought (and lost to the Taliban) by the United States of America. The purpose of the war was to root out "terror" (whatever the fuck that objective means) and to kill all brown people in the Middle East (remove the Taliban and Al-Qaeda). The war was a gigantic stain on the US and it's people, and due to the amount of money wasted on the endeavor, it will more than likely lead to the eventual economic collapse and downfall of the US itself. Just like the Soviet Union (see Soviet-Afghan War for context).
If you ever feel like you're useless, just remember that it took four presidents, 2,459 dead soldiers, and $2 Trillion dollars to replace the Taliban with the Taliban in Afghanistan.
That's right. $2 Fucking Trillion. Not enough money for the homeless, or student debt, or cancer research, or space exploration, or to help the elderly stateside. But just enough money to bomb brown people. God Bless America.
War in Afghanistan
That's right. $2 Fucking Trillion. Not enough money for the homeless, or student debt, or cancer research, or space exploration, or to help the elderly stateside. But just enough money to bomb brown people. God Bless America.
War in Afghanistan
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Get the going to the wars mug.When a girl is giving a blow job while twisting/touching a guys nipples which leads to a yell/moan that sounds like an Apache war-cry
Hey Steve is that blood on your shirt?
Oh yeah it’s my nipples, my girl gave me an Apache war-cry last night, it was amazing!
Oh yeah it’s my nipples, my girl gave me an Apache war-cry last night, it was amazing!
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Get the Apache war-cry mug.The Phony War was an six month period during World War II where no land, sky or sea operations between both Allied and German militaries were undertaken on the Western Front after the German conquest of Poland on September 1st.
However, after the Germans had invaded Denmark and Norway, the Phony War came to a close after certain major offenses and battles occurred on the Western Front and further up, the fall of France.
The Phony War could've meant that the militaries of France and Britain could have been preparing for the oncoming attack of the Germans, but apparently the French couldn't hold back the Germans since they didn't think they would invade through the dense forests underneath Belgium.
However, after the Germans had invaded Denmark and Norway, the Phony War came to a close after certain major offenses and battles occurred on the Western Front and further up, the fall of France.
The Phony War could've meant that the militaries of France and Britain could have been preparing for the oncoming attack of the Germans, but apparently the French couldn't hold back the Germans since they didn't think they would invade through the dense forests underneath Belgium.
Germany - *Invades Poland*
WWII OFFICIALLY STARTS
Germans - "Why don't we just play a 6 month waiting game and then let the true battle commence?"
Allies - "Sure lol. We could call it a Phony War."
Germans - "It is so on, you guys are going to get destroyed."
Allies - "I don't think so."
6 MONTHS LATER, FALL OF FRANCE BEGINS
WWII OFFICIALLY STARTS
Germans - "Why don't we just play a 6 month waiting game and then let the true battle commence?"
Allies - "Sure lol. We could call it a Phony War."
Germans - "It is so on, you guys are going to get destroyed."
Allies - "I don't think so."
6 MONTHS LATER, FALL OF FRANCE BEGINS
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Get the World War 3 mug.A ripoff of Clash Royale by the Korean company Dreamotion that is actually skill-based and free to play, despite the better troops that some of the factions in the game have.
For example, the Wehrmacht and U.S. have significantly stronger units compared to the Soviets and Ostheer, since the number of troops and strength of their vehicles is much higher. Additionally, their special abilities are extremely overpowered and completely obliterate the opponent's attack.
Road to Valor: You get a lot of gems, gold, and challenge coins at the start, which allows you to progress quickly and be forgiven if you spend some on the wrong
Clash royale: You'll get some amount of gems, much more gold, and a handful of other things, but spending too many gems cuts off your opportunity for better cards in the next few arenas.
Road to Valor: All factions deploy from 4 areas on their side or (In the case of Partisans and some similar units) inside the statue at the center, but some cards (and special abilities) can be used anywhere.
Clash Royale: You can place the cards on any spot on your side of the arena, but there are far more spells that can be placed anywhere with annoying effects.
Road to Valor: Challenges are very hard, but You'll earn something even if you lose)
Clash Royale: Challenges aren't equally as challenging, but you'll earn nothing and you'll have to repay at a great price if you want to get back in.
For example, the Wehrmacht and U.S. have significantly stronger units compared to the Soviets and Ostheer, since the number of troops and strength of their vehicles is much higher. Additionally, their special abilities are extremely overpowered and completely obliterate the opponent's attack.
Road to Valor: You get a lot of gems, gold, and challenge coins at the start, which allows you to progress quickly and be forgiven if you spend some on the wrong
Clash royale: You'll get some amount of gems, much more gold, and a handful of other things, but spending too many gems cuts off your opportunity for better cards in the next few arenas.
Road to Valor: All factions deploy from 4 areas on their side or (In the case of Partisans and some similar units) inside the statue at the center, but some cards (and special abilities) can be used anywhere.
Clash Royale: You can place the cards on any spot on your side of the arena, but there are far more spells that can be placed anywhere with annoying effects.
Road to Valor: Challenges are very hard, but You'll earn something even if you lose)
Clash Royale: Challenges aren't equally as challenging, but you'll earn nothing and you'll have to repay at a great price if you want to get back in.
Person 1: Hey, what are you playing over there
Person 2: I think it's some new Update in Clash Royale
Also person 2: Where can I find these features in Clash Royale?
Person playing the game: It's Road To Valor: World War 2! You should quit Clash Royale and get your butt on this instead!
Person 2: I think it's some new Update in Clash Royale
Also person 2: Where can I find these features in Clash Royale?
Person playing the game: It's Road To Valor: World War 2! You should quit Clash Royale and get your butt on this instead!
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