Eating Mashed Potatoes

Clean way of saying "masturbating and watching porn." The tense of "eating" can change depending on context.

Since I wasn't invited to any parties Friday night, I ended up staying home eating mashed potatoes.

by Licensed_Nerd January 13, 2022

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Potato Dog

Slang for pug that it kind of chonky. Also name of song by Parry Gripp.

by LupyPup July 19, 2022

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When you fuck till the point that your whole body is non existent

I went over to Jim's house and he (potato smashed) me into a coma.

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The last piece of steak no-one will eat

We went to sizzlers last night and my buddy spilled juice on the steak. Now uts an Amsterdam Potato

by BearEggs November 20, 2018

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The art of ejaculating inside of someone and proceeding to shit inside of them (preferably wetly). The colors are reversed.

by NapoleonD December 29, 2023

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When you fuck your step-sister so hard her womb get penetrated.

by Real Info from real February 08, 2021

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A term for a dingus that looked up some weird phrase that his friend Mat Wood asked him to look up.

Jonathan, you're such a Potato Jon.

by Matato May 10, 2022

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