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Usually Likes Girls by the name of Hannah. Occassionally sucks the dick of a Ruben instead. He can be awkward and shy, but often has wet dreams about the Hannah he likes.
Guy: I had a wet dream about Hannah last night, I can’t contain my feelings
Guy2: Go confess to her!
Guy: No! I can’t do that!
Guy2: You’re such a Wetly you know
wetly by J x H.exe July 18, 2018
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Swaggy af

A stud

Swag boy
Some thing every guy wants to be
Hey Amanda you saw dylan he's wetlig
Damn he's a real wetlig

I wish he was my man he's wetlig
Wetlig by Legend buck$ August 27, 2017
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wetly • Welly • wetleg • Wesly • welly top • WELY • weslyn • wellyboots • welty • Welyn
the act of vigorously masturbating while at work.
I walked into the bathroom today and someone was having themselves a welty in the middle stall.
Welty by DeeNaaR December 20, 2019

WetLizLick 

a sex position where one person licks the other persons eyeballs like a lizard while having sex
Ms Neilson is so kinky i wanna give her a WetLizLick. I'd do anything for that sexy bitch.
WetLizLick by Samuel Neri August 27, 2020

wetty fap 

To masturbate in the shower while your boo is in the kitchen cooking pies.
My lady was doin' the homemaker thing and didn't want to get nasty, so I took a quick shower and a wetty fap.
wetty fap by Bogrimm October 2, 2015
Enjoying, often as a sexual fetish, getting wet in clothes or seeing others in wet clothes.
We're into wetlook so last night we went for a swim in our clothes and then made out in the pool.
wetlook by kq7890 December 21, 2015
Are you sweaty from gym clas
But ur wet from pornhub then you are wettyy
MOM IM WETTYY
Wettyy by Alexthegodd January 14, 2019
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