i did not run that family of four over with my car on the 15 of october 2023 at 3pm before dumping their bodies in the nearby lake

i didnt do it

Dave: Did you run that family of four over with my car on the 15 of october 2023 at 3pm before dumping their bodies in the nearby lake?

BOB:I did not run that family of four over with my car on the 15 of october 2023 at 3pm before dumping their bodies in the nearby lake

by chimp that can talk December 18, 2024

Car ride porta-pody

After drinking to much water on a long car ride and needing to go to the restroom. You stretch your partners jaw open so far they get lock jaw, and then you proceed to urinate in there mouth to the point that it drowns them

P1. Hey bro, can we stop. I have to take a piss P2. We don’t have time to stop let’s just do a car ride porta-pody.

by Toscanini March 14, 2021

Car Douchebag

Those dudes that drive around at 3AM max fucking throttle with the loudest possible cars.

Person 1: "Damn I was trying to sleep but was woken up by some Car Douchebag"
Person 2: "Me too, he must've been driving around neighborhoods to fuck up everyone's sleep."

by RathboneTheGoldHoarder July 9, 2022

Race Car

Did you know Race Car spelled backwards is Race Car

Did you know Race Car spelled backwards is Race Car

by PlusFearzz May 16, 2018

Broken Car Horn

When your fucking a girl and when you feel a fart cooking up you turn her around and stick her face in your ass and fart making it sound like a broken car horn.

Art: "Last night I felt a huge one cooking up so I gave Tonya a broken car horn."

by Jabbathefart March 17, 2017

Car Sick

The outcome of to many frothies with the boys and u spew ya guts up the next day. If u notice someone using the phrase “Nek Minute” to much it is too late they are going to experience car sickness within a 8-20 hour period. As there is no cure best relief is a kings big daddy box

“ oh u were pissed mate your just hung over” “ Nah mate I got car sick”

by Car sick July 22, 2019

tiny cars

A superior race of automobiles from te future.
They go brrrmmm brrrmm.... and cast fear into all who see them.

1: Hey, look..a tiny car
2: Shut up, you balloonadoo!
1: What does that mean?
2: No... if you want to know that, searc it at the stop, ASS HAT.
1: ok
ok ok ok ok ok calm clam. Tiny cars are cool
2: Yeah I know, so?
1: im... just..saying y'know.. they're cool.

$%£$%^£%$%: IM HERE FOR NO REASON

1: GO AWAY
%$£%£$%$"£: NO
2: YES
%%$£%£$^$^%£^^$^$: IM HIS FRIEND
4: WHOARE YOU?
2: I DONT KNOW, WHO ARE YOU?
$"%£$"%$^^$%^%$634u89t748957578976795795: CAPS LOCK IS COOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

by Vinegrad smel February 11, 2004