have you ever seen an icon? no not one from a computer. Or a brand. I mean a person. A person iconic enough to be a brand. Three. Why is it the perfect number? Three parts of an atom. Three parts of a mind. Three parts of a heart. Three parts of a brain. These are all signifant facts, but the real reason its the perfect number: Three parts of his initials. Women shrivel in J C K's presence, for they know they can never have him. Cause they're not good enough for him. No one is. Not even J C K is good enough for J C K. Plato's perfect form of icon was not chrome. or maccy d's. It was J C K. So next time you step into macdonalds, or open chrome, just remember. you're actually stepping into or opening up J CK.
"Don't use chrome. it's an outdtated webserver. Use J C K instead. he overheats easier (clicks tongue and winks) but has more memory and ram space, but most importantly is far more iconic
by Live in Excess September 25, 2022
Get the J C Kmug. 
Get the C-Bassmug. Some shitty propaganda made by satan and his minions.
Words that were made by chads who aren't having any of this shit:
Weird
Foreign
Neighbor
Leisure
Eight
Either
Height
Receipt
wait wtf is a receipt?
Words that were made by chads who aren't having any of this shit:
Weird
Foreign
Neighbor
Leisure
Eight
Either
Height
Receipt
wait wtf is a receipt?
I before E except after CI before E except after CI before E except after CI before E except after CI before E except after CI before E except after CI before E except after CI before E except after C FUCK YOU AND SHUT UP
by iminhellplshelpahhh September 5, 2024
Get the I before E except after Cmug. by naii2 March 13, 2021
Get the C N Amug. by Guest4530 January 4, 2024
Get the C Davidmug. 
He is a planet known as SOJ (Size of Jupiter) He also loves running out of the class and flipping garbage cans.
by peen_licker69_420 June 10, 2019
Get the Alek Cmug.