Columbian Milk Mustache

The act of ejaculating onto another person's upper lip to simulate a milk mustache.

"Nathaniel was so weird last night, he asked me for a Columbian Milk Mustache. Kinda weird, don't you think?"

by Claym0re March 23, 2025

Milked Orange

A handsome young feller who happens to currently be having sex with your dad. He also dabbles in the fine arts of boxing and guitar playing. Although he still will have sex with your dad even if he is playing guitar

“Wow this Milked Orange guy is really cool and good at playing guitar, I’d so let him have sex with my dad”

by Poopy McFarklesnuff September 29, 2021

Milk Jug Titties

Massive boobies you would want to put your face in between. They range from DDD to F in size.

That busty voluptuous woman over has real Milk Jug Titties!

by WordProvocateur November 21, 2023

Milk Dud Stuffer

When someone defecates onto another person's butt, and stuffs the pieces into their butthole.

They wanted to try the Milk Dud Stuffer, so they shat on the other person's butthole and stuffed the small pieces of poop into it.

by The Assengers April 4, 2021

muscle milk

a handjob from a cheap prostitute

"hey joe i'm gonna go buy some muscle milk from your mom"

by fuck you just post my fucking December 30, 2017

milking station

A lactation room in an office setting that offers female workers privacy for pumping their swollen teets. Sometimes referred to in a politically correct fashion as a Mothers Room.

Derek just told me their office just put in a Milking Station! I sure hope they had the foresight to put in a peephole.

by Donkeyboy32 September 22, 2023

gweeto milk mix

Cum from a man from New Jersey

I will drown my tightie whities in my own gweeto milk mix if you play

by Jersey mike and the boys February 12, 2018