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New England Patriots

Founded in 1960 as a member of the AFL and calling themselves the Boston Patriots until 1970, the Patriots were initially a mediocore team. Made the playoffs just twice in the 1970s and 3 times in the 1980s. However, 1985 featured a miraculous run in which they made the Super Bowl (as a wild card) after winning 3 straight road playoff games. However, they were crushed by the Bears in the title game (the Steelers became the first team to win a Super Bowl after 3 straight road playoff victories this year). Became a decent franchise in the 1990s with eccentric coach Bill Parcells and quarterback Drew Bledsoe with 4 playoff berths and a loss in the Super Bowl in 1996. Established a dynasty in recent years with Tom Brady, a former 6th round draft pick, as a superstar quarterback. Have made the playoffs 4 times in the last 5 years, included 3 Super Bowl wins. Won their 3 titles by a combined 9 points- Super Bowls XXXVI and XXXVIII on last second Adam Vinatieri field goals and Super Bowl XXXIX after holding off an Eagles comeback.
"And with 3 seconds left, Adam Vinatieri sets up in a tie game, trying to win the Super Bowl for New England. That kick is on the way, it's long enough and good! The New England Patriots have shocked the Rams and have won the Super Bowl."
by Sports Info July 3, 2006
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Brand New Word

"Did you hear about the brand new word."
by meme renerator October 11, 2019
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brand new colony

An awesome track from The Postal Service's album 'Go First', second only perhaps to 'Such Great Heights' or 'The District Sleeps Alone Tonight'. Definitely a great song for any mix CDs or any other listening. Good message, good song, great band!
I'll be the phonograph that plays your favorite albums back as you're lying there, drifting to sleep, I'll be the platform shoes and undo what heredity's done to you, so you won't have to strain to look into my eyes, I'll be the winter coat with buttons zipped up to the throat, with the collar up so you won't catch cold...
by Davey September 6, 2004
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New Orleans Steamer

When you take a large massive dump in a hefty bag and beat someone with it till it breaks open. Often performed while under the influence of alcohol.
Brett Favre recieved a New Orleans Steamer that may send him into retirement, again!
by MajinNic February 3, 2010
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New Jersey Turnpike

Important link in the Northeast megalopolis from Boston to Richmond. Highly regarded as "one of the worst roads in America," but it gets its bad rap only from the very northern section, whereas the section from Exit 12 and south is clean and less congested. Only freeway link from New York City to Baltimore, so many use the NJTP as a through route. This is why New Jersey has a bad image, since the REAL New Jersey is away from the Turnpike in the form of beautiful beaches, historic towns, and vast farmland (despite being the most densely populated state in the Union). This highway is also called the "New Jersey Speedway" since police will not stop you unless you're going above 80 MPH.
I once took the New Jersey Turnpike to New York, but when I got there, I asked myself, "Why waste my time in that shithole?" and turned around to go to Philadelphia instead for a cheesesteak.
by Eagles Fan In Tampa December 11, 2003
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Going to New Mexico

Meaning to commit suicide/OD as a reference to pat the bunny in his songs New Mexico from Johnny hobo and the freight trains and Your Heart Is a Muscle the Size of Your Fist by Ramshackle glory.
Like the time that our friend Chuck came over to our house

He said he needed somebody to take care of his pets

'Cause he was going out of town

I asked him, “Where,” and he said “I'm going to new mexico

I asked if I could get a ride

He said: “No, you don’t want to follow me

Where it is I’m going”

He backed out of the driveway

That was the last time we saw him

'Cause he drove straight to his parent’s cabin

And put a bullet in his head
by Grungyteen69 July 17, 2019
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New reactionary socialism

noun

is a right-wing form of socialism and is a purely idealogical, multi-faceted social construct or (socioeclectic) comprised of both primary and incidental properties;

-primary

a; virtue
b; morality
c; ethics

-incidental

a; economics
b; politics

new reactionary socialism in contrast to Marxian socialism which is an ideology and is therefore forceful and represents what society is and should be instead is an (idealology) which in contrast is suggestive. whereby its core ethos is given precedence to incorporeal idealism as opposed to corporeal economic materialism which is the case with leftist Socialism.
is a (idealogical) as opposed to (ideological) multi-faceted social construct or (socio-eclectic) evolved form of its traditional predecessor reactionary Socialism, maintaining a number of its original attributes such as;

a; maintaining that all traditional social and cultural structures, norms, mores, and values should be maintained.

b; anti bourgeois (Capitalists/Corporatists).

c; anti-Liberalism

d; opposing secularization of society

e; opposing anti-traditionalists

f; opposing the unnatural ‘materialistic and unnatural’ modern social and cultural norms.

g; anti-divisive Jacobian ideologies, such as Secular Fundamentalism, Marxism, Progressivism etc).

h; anti-leftism

new reactionary socialism differs on a few points as well. such as upholding the principle of individualism and not collectivism. new reactionary Socialism also contains a number of new points which are comprised of both primary and incidental properties;

-primary

a; virtue
b; morality
c; ethics

-incidental

a; economics
b; politics

new reactionary socialism in contrast to Marxian socialism, its core ethos is given precedence to incorporeal idealism as opposed to corporeal economic materialism as is the case with Marxian socialism. new reactionary socialism does not as yet exist, however with proper education and revision of the social moral compass. new reactionary socialism can be realized.
by Baron Neville July 9, 2017
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