Nov 13th Is National hug your crush and speed your way out you have to Atleast do it 5 times on that day If not your crush then your bff
Hi *Hugs and runs*
Crush-........... wha-
Hug em n run express is just hugging the person and running
Crush-........... wha-
Hug em n run express is just hugging the person and running
by XxItsmehXx November 12, 2019

by Trackless March 29, 2022

The act of when you are about to ejaculate while performing a penetration sexual act in which you pull out of your partner(s) and proceed to smack your genitalia against the gluteus maximus of your partner while they take the most atrocious bowel movement on your penis which you then proceed to swing your penis covered in feces while timing it exactly when you ejaculate on to your partner's face causing a feces and sperm collision while yelling "Home run!!" in the state of New Jersey.
Boyfriend: "Hey honey, I did a Jersey Home Run to your dad last night!! He now lets me have your hand in marriage."
Concerned cousin: "WHAT"
Concerned cousin: "WHAT"
by TrippyTabs May 24, 2024

by Jay035 March 31, 2021

The #2 hot new band coming up from St. Cloud, Florida.
Starring Evan Smith, Robyn Tindal, Noel, and Lane Jasmine
Starring Evan Smith, Robyn Tindal, Noel, and Lane Jasmine
by FrosterTheMan October 28, 2022

by Pillz 1999 November 17, 2016

Roughly 6 hours after eating at a restaurant that cooks with excessive amounts of butter, you wake up with pain and cold sweats, thus having to penguin walk to the toilet so as not soil the bed, and then cracking the porcelain. Think Harry Dunn from 'Dumb and Dumber' turbolax scene.
Holy hell, I had the butter runs in the middle of the night after eating at that hibachi restaurant. I feel sorry for the toilet.
by pizzleboy November 25, 2023
