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Potato

your soul-too much potatoes can kill you. It is truly some dangerous shit, and its pitiful brown color might actually end the fucking world.
oh, sally was killed by a potato yesterday
yes, she fucking deserved it that hoe
by Suomynona Nella December 17, 2019
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Potato

po·ta·to
/pəˈtādō/

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noun
1.
a starchy plant tuber which is one of the most important food crops, cooked and eaten as a vegetable.
"roasted potatoes"
2.
the plant of the nightshade family that produces the potato tubers on underground runners.
by Peace potato April 11, 2019
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Potato

Be a potato.

Hard outside, but soft inside.
by POTATO00 October 7, 2017
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potato slut

A person that will have sex for potatoes.
M: dude she hung out for a bag of chips
M2: awe man she/ he is such a potato slut
by Tiffyboo March 8, 2018
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Potato

The word potato is often used to infer laziness as in the case of a "couch potato".

This is derogatory towards potatoes and like many minority groups there is now an effort to change the meaning of "potato" in order to prevent offending potatoes it has been decided that instead of using it to imply laziness it should imply activeness or hard work.
Be a good potato and run a mile
Act more like a potato and get a job
Get off your ass and be a potato
Save the world, be a potato
by Poi-purple_paste February 12, 2017
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Chinning potato

A potato with multiple chins or a couch potato of a person with multiple chins
by G!RL August 30, 2021
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I’m A Baked Potato

Someone who is obsessed with potatoes, so much to the point that they might need therapy
Friend: I’m a baked potato

Me: Seek mental help, please
by ImABakedPotato December 4, 2021
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