josh

he likes fortnite

Me: hey
Josh: i like fornite

by eeeeeeeooooooo May 4, 2022

Josh

Crayon guy. He's a bitch. Don't talk to him. He has an obsession with Discord and knives. Guns too. He also has to break up fandom fights between his friends. A sarcastic dick as well.

Friend #1(I'm the better bitch): CG SEND ME THE PICTURE I NEED TO NAME THEM.
CG (Josh) : *sends the picture of *cough* daycare sanses *cough*

by Kaida_ May 19, 2018

Josh

Known for selling haribos to unsuspecting kids if seen please report to the police

Who's that man in

the alley?
Don't go near josh

Why?
He sells haribos for a ridiculous price

by Haribosforsale May 13, 2018

josh gonnie

He's just players

Josh gonnie is such a glonnie with all the white mommies I wish I could get half of the ass he gets a night

by Forestautumn October 8, 2022

Josh

A josh is a big and fat he is usually really poor but has a lot of friends.
He would usually live in a small house and feel lonely all day.
But he is a really funny guy and he gets all the girls.

"Hey josh how are you?"
"Yeah good mate can I have some money?"

by Billy bob bum face January 2, 2019

Josh Sosa

gay tbh

Friend 1: Bro Billy just touched my dick
Friend 2: Bro pulled a Josh Sosa

by Logdogyo August 25, 2022

josh

A quite average size blonde kid who is a direct descendant of cliff Richard. he says some really silly & unintelligent illogical stuff. the definition of derp. hard to make friends, but those who he does make love him to bits.

people: *talking about bob dylan*
Josh: 'I thought bob Dylan was black!'

Josh: 'tortoise and a hedgehog? they're the same except one goes in the water'

^all actual events of a Josh.

by blond_drumr99 January 26, 2014