Missouri car wash

Noun- The act of opening the backdoor of a school bus, pulling down your pants, and peeing on the car behind

Ivan needed to pee, so he opened the emergency exit and gave the Dodge behind them a Missouri car wash

by MissouriMann May 22, 2017

Car

What the hell do you think a car is?!

"Vroom Vroom. Oh look its a car."

by xX_sassygirlgracie_Xx April 10, 2020

car shopping

What you as a couple tell your kids that you are doing when you are leaving to meet up for a threesome/orgy

“Bye kids! Me and your mother are going car shopping, we’ll be home later!

by CalzoneDemon March 12, 2022

puerto rican car wash

Urinating on an object with the goal of cleaning said object

Yo Holmes, Honda Civic is mad dirty, I'm about to give that shit a puerto rican car wash

by Jhutchftw April 28, 2016

Car wash

When 3 girls give a blow job at the same time. One on each side and one at the head, sucking and licking simultaneously until they ejaculate.

At the party, Dennis received a car wash from Jen, Pam and Kay, on the couch next to the dance floor.

by JenB401 March 17, 2025

car blower.

Someone who gave another person head in a vehicle

Oh yeah, Martha and I had a great time tonight, but I think shes more of one to be a car blower.

by cookiedough303 January 3, 2020

Eat the car

An alternative to selling the car for money to buy food.

“My mother had a rough childhood. Her mom had to sell the car in order to have enough food money.”
“What? Just… Eat the car.”

by Mr. Sneeze October 8, 2022