milk

a comman white drink made in cattel farms.

for example. one day joshs dad went to buy milk even though last time josh checked theyer was a full jug of milk 18 years latter josh is still waiting for his dad untill he got a letter from his dad it said you are a worthless peice of crap that was born at a wallmart. aftter josh read that he said well this sucks then he went to the bath room to pea and pushed so hard his kindneys exploaded and he died.

by real chicken September 9, 2022

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sparkling milk

Carbonated beverage only the highest members of society can appreciate. Legend has it that the sigma male fed carbonated milk to giga chad through his moobs to help gigachad grow.

average person: 'omg uuuggghhhh is that sparkling milk, yuck i can't believe you're drinking that'

giga chad: 'LESGOOOOOO I LOVE SPARKLING MILKKKK'

by Sparkling Milk June 2, 2022

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ZhuZhu Milk

Tobias (also known by the alias Tabby) is under 24/7 surveillance for creating

the infamous term “ZhuZhu milk” this term refers to the submerging of a small
robotic hamster in milk, the toy which rose to fame in 2009 by Russell Hornsby

(cepia LLC).

“Tobias just submerged his ZhuZhu in milk!”
“Tabby is off the rails he’s sucking milk out his ZhuZhu!”
Zhu zhu means “tabby is CRAZY” in icelandic
ZhuZhu Milk

by Gremification March 14, 2022

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Milk and Cookies

When you chew up Oreos and regurgitate them (mama birding them if you will) into your partners mouth and then wash it down with semen.

Person 1: bro I totally gave Samantha milk and cookies last night iykwim
Person 2: bullshit, ain’t no way yall pulled some shit like that
Person 1: yeah we did and she wanted seconds

by Thats-so-random March 11, 2025

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