Ginger Jesus

A luscious man with long curly red hair.

Bro! Zach is such a Ginger Jesus man.

by 69bigboi6999999 June 19, 2018

Jesus

Sacrificed himself to save his friends... And then the Jews tortured and killed his friends anyway!

Hym "THE JEEEEEEWSSS!!!"

Jew "Kill Jesus! Meh!"

by Hym Iam September 7, 2025

Jesus

This boy ,He might be a lil dumb but he will always be there to help u or try to make you happy, his a hoe to a lot of girls be trying to hit him up but he will only be looking at one girl

Girl1-is that Jesus😍
Girl2-he so fine

by anonymous November 22, 2021

Asian Jesus

He’s really nice and cool and pretty fun to hang out with, But sometimes he can get annoying but that’s part of his charm, but just because he’s “Asian Jesus” Doesn’t me he has to be Christian but sometimes he can be a little racist but not all the time.

Hey Asian Jesus what’s up!

by Some_One_0_0 April 9, 2018

mr. jesus

what peter parker calls bucky barnes because of his long hair

tony stark: meet bucky and steve in the training room in ten minutes.

peter: oh god, mr. jesus is going to kill me.

by mrjesusisdaddy July 9, 2022

Jesus

An amazing human being with a great personality. Has perfect facial features. Really funny and has a funny but attractive laugh. Loves everyone and is very caring. Acts like a big brother, very protective. Everyone’s best friend. It is impossible to hate them. HAS A FATTY

JESUS HAS A FATTY

by lovelyn <33 November 21, 2021

Jesus Lighting

Jesus Lighting is the result of a camera focusing on you with light in the background resulting in the person in the photograph being surrounded by heavenly white

Person 1: “How was the visit at the park with your friend?”

Person 2: “Good; very sunny, I took a picture of my friend facing the sun and when I looked at the photo, I got him in Jesus Lighting”

Person 1: “lmao”

*may or may not be based on a true story*

by roach.baddie September 15, 2023