by kcsknowsbest February 06, 2022
When you realize that you did not wipe so great last time you used the bathroom and you have itchy ass syndrome. And since you are at work you give it a courtesy wipe to relieve some of the damage until you can take a shower.
Hey man why are you walking funny?
Oh yeah sorry, my ass is a little itchy. I’ll be right back I’m gunna do the old 3$ car wash.
This is why she left you bro
Oh yeah sorry, my ass is a little itchy. I’ll be right back I’m gunna do the old 3$ car wash.
This is why she left you bro
by Lil dewdrop June 11, 2023
Little pedro knew he wouldn't be seeing his dog again after his dad took the dog on a Mexican car ride...
by Trashcan_Fuckyou April 25, 2024
John: Yo the bus comes at 7:32 am, where are you?
Jack: I’ll be there soon, I’m starting the car.
John: Hurry up and Wash your hands. U might want to bring a Jacket too.
Jack: I’ll be there soon, I’m starting the car.
John: Hurry up and Wash your hands. U might want to bring a Jacket too.
by Dat Nigga Stealy November 18, 2020
Too spin the rear tires in a stationary position, after all burnout litterly stands for burning out your engine and transmission in short
by That one lonely goat May 06, 2021
Puffs is a popular brand of tissue sold in North America.
It is common in America to receive an abundance of napkins when ordering food at drive in restaurants. The extra napkins are saved in the car for wiping noses and sneezing.
It is common in America to receive an abundance of napkins when ordering food at drive in restaurants. The extra napkins are saved in the car for wiping noses and sneezing.
“Mom why can’t we have a box of Puffs tissues in our car?” “Damn, son! You think I’m wealthy? Those cost $1 per box! Use a Car Puff like we got from McDonalds!”
by Have a go then June 07, 2023
by beamernn February 08, 2021