Dirty node

When an online order is unable to be found, and therefore is shorted.

"Damn, I couldn't find that Nike shirt. I suppose that's another dirty node."

"We really need to get a handle on all these dirty nodes"

by YanCanLTD May 3, 2018

Dirty Yop

When you need to bust a nut so bad but you also thirsty as shit so you calmly ejaculate into your protein drink cuz that pump crazy as fuck.

Ryan: “Bro, I was fucking parched after my workout today and I’m tryna get massive.”

Isaac: “Damn bro, you shoulda pulled a Dirty Yop.”

Ryan: “Fuckin’ didn’t think of that bruh it would have been bussin.”

by CougarSniffer5 July 1, 2022

Dirty Cuthbert

The art of wearing a rubber dogs mask, whilst watching somebody masturbate their way into their birthday.

I'm going to don my alsatian mask and carry out a dirty cuthbert on Elijah - he turns 26 in 15 minutes!

by BobbyBanks82 May 24, 2020

Dirty Owen

When you slap someone's ass so hard the sound explodes the moon

guy 1: I haven't seen a full moon in a while
guy 2: probably because I pulled a dirty Owen on some guy walking down the street

by Rednaksnek May 10, 2022

dirty dory

A blonde girl with a fat booty and a gorilla grip super soak water park coochie

I fucked a Dirty Dory last night, she had the best coochie ever!

by ThiccG April 6, 2020

Dirty Stew

When male ejaculate mixed with female feces and creates the forbidden "stew"

oh nah he just drank the dirty stew

by somedudenamedbob March 10, 2022

dirty nutter

when a guy nuts in every woman's hole

look that guy is a dirty nutter

by alwaysrealfacts February 18, 2023