David

He's lit fam

david is lit

by David. Hdjjshr December 31, 2016

David

A guy with a humongous dick. Penis the size of Jupiter and bangs any mom in sight. A try fucking legend

Hey Sam, David really is the guy I want to be like.

by ieatassoutthamfingcan69 February 20, 2020

david that goliath

The act of dealing with an altercation in a clever and resourceful manner, especially when in a disadvantageous situation.

"How am I supposed to take down a man significantly stronger than me with nail clippings and a dubious looking document detailing the proceedings of an occult seance?"
"Gee I dunno Sharon, just david that goliath!"

by upsidedownrabbit May 21, 2017

David

A bitch

David is a bitch

by Ilizabeth June 24, 2024

David Tendlering

When you film yourself jerking off and then you masterbate to the video of yourself jerking off.

David Tendler filmed him self jerking off and will jerk of to it later to David Tendlering

by FPR293 March 2, 2024

David

An Autistic Fag

"Why does he keep ranting about shit?"

"It's cause he's a David..."

by SP4ce.. January 15, 2025

David

David is gay

David is doodoo

by Gamerlol7969 June 9, 2020