Televisual face creaming

Televisulal face creaming is where a guy dyes his testicles multi-colors, then jizzes in his sexual partner's eyes, so that from his partner's perspective, it looks as if a television is malfunctioning in their eyes, as there are colors such as red and green floating about in her eyes, and it also stings like fuck, which simulates electric shock to the eyes.

Guy A: Ayyyyy Mark, did you do televisual face creaming on your gf last night?
Guy B: Nope, she told me she was moving to Mexico
Guy A: Fuck
*hot gay face creaming sex*

by WhoWantsToSniffWoodShillings December 7, 2020

Cream dream

I dream about ice cream

Bro that cream dream was so delicious last night.

by Creamy dream June 17, 2020

Man cream

Semen.

He filled her with his man cream.

by Janhallo January 21, 2022

bum creame

Creame for your bum

You need to use some bum creame your ass stinks

by princess_harry April 19, 2021

Cream egg

Luke Crap

Luke, you look like a cream egg

by MYlittleponey May 30, 2018

Cream it

The process of slowly sucking a bong in order to produce the maximum amount of smoke. Often said as the bong is passed from one person to anoth

Cream it babe

by ohaebro June 3, 2013

Ice cream sandwiches

Yummy goodness on top of another yummy goodness on top of another..
🍦🍫

Ice cream sandwiches

by anonymous August 14, 2018